Good day peoples.
Hope you all will have fun-filled Friday and after reading today's post, I believe you will.
Today I'm going to impart words of wisdom. I can't take credit for many of these but my close associates have played a role in teaching me a lot of them, and they probably had someone teach it to them. Obviously, some of these rules go back 100 or even 1,000 years, but if you think I'm going to do the research to find out who said what, you've got another thing coming, So here goes.
Even The Boss Must Get His Fingernails Dirty
Don't make the people under you do things you haven't done or aren't willing to do. Once in a while, you must go out into the field with a trusted worker of yours to send a message to your employees. If you're a leader, then lead by example. How can anyone argue with you then?
A Handful of Luck is Better Than a Mountain of Wisdom
OK, this one isn't mine for that matter, but it's still an important rule. As smart as you can be, there are always things in life you have to be prepared for. Even a wise man can slip on ice. Don't underestimate the power of being at the right place at the right time.
For Every One Word You Say, Let Your Enemies Say 10
I'd like to emphasize this point by saying that the more you reveal to your enemy, the more weapons he has to hurt you with. Let your enemy talk because information is power, and information can destroy.
Cash is Cash, Even If It Comes From an Elephant's Stomach
When you have cash in your hands, there are no maybes, no ifs, no credit, no anything. A check can always bounce, a credit card is for suckers, cash is always cash (which is why thriving establishments only accept hard currency, especially when you are not in the corporate domain).
Never Reveal 100% of Anything to Anyone
I have said this before in one of earlier posts, if you have a great idea on how to become a millionaire, or how to convince TRA that you really did only make $18,542 as a dental surgeon, never tell anyone all the details of your plan. Always hold something back, reveal only 75% or 90% of the plan if you have to. It protects you (especially if that last 10% is illegal) and ensures that your great idea stays yours.
Never Make a Decision When You're Angry
Smart, careful men realize they must have a clear head to think. When you're angry, it's your boiling bloodlines that speak for you, not your logic. Control your emotions. This is one of the most important rules there is. When you're angry, you make threats you often can't deliver on, or decisions you come to regret. Trust me, don't say I didn't warn you.
A Man is Nothing Without His Word
One of the few things even a poor man has is his word. Your word should never be broken. Always keep your promises (you should never make promises, but I know how some clowns can't stop yourselves). The minute someone doesn't trust you is the minute you lose them.
Keep Your Mouth Shut, If You Have to Lie, Keep it Short and Simple
If you don't have anything smart to say, don't say anything at all. Even if you have something to say, don't say it, you just end up revealing something to the other person, giving them more ammo to shoot you with. If your mouth stays shut, mistakes go the way of the dinosaurs (extinct, don't exist).
If you lie, there's no use in you coming up with some conspiracy theory. A short and sweet lie is easier to defend, and remember, than some elaborate story about how some transvestite got lipstick on your tie.
The Best Way to Dodge an Enemy's Bullet is By Never Being in A Position Where He Can Hit You
Don't put yourself in a position where you can get in trouble. Avoid being put between a rock and a hard place. Never be in the same room with your enemy and he'll never have a clear shot at you.
When You Can't Win a War By Playing Fair, Bend the Rules. Better Yet, Break Them
Unless you're some fish ass who's as motivated as a slug, you always want to win. Winning doesn't mean you have to play by the rules. It means winning. If you want to get ahead in life, you have to learn the rules of the side game. Those who run this country learned this rule a long time ago.
Never forgive betrayal
Never.
Don't make the people under you do things you haven't done or aren't willing to do. Once in a while, you must go out into the field with a trusted worker of yours to send a message to your employees. If you're a leader, then lead by example. How can anyone argue with you then?
A Handful of Luck is Better Than a Mountain of Wisdom
OK, this one isn't mine for that matter, but it's still an important rule. As smart as you can be, there are always things in life you have to be prepared for. Even a wise man can slip on ice. Don't underestimate the power of being at the right place at the right time.
For Every One Word You Say, Let Your Enemies Say 10
I'd like to emphasize this point by saying that the more you reveal to your enemy, the more weapons he has to hurt you with. Let your enemy talk because information is power, and information can destroy.
Cash is Cash, Even If It Comes From an Elephant's Stomach
When you have cash in your hands, there are no maybes, no ifs, no credit, no anything. A check can always bounce, a credit card is for suckers, cash is always cash (which is why thriving establishments only accept hard currency, especially when you are not in the corporate domain).
Never Reveal 100% of Anything to Anyone
I have said this before in one of earlier posts, if you have a great idea on how to become a millionaire, or how to convince TRA that you really did only make $18,542 as a dental surgeon, never tell anyone all the details of your plan. Always hold something back, reveal only 75% or 90% of the plan if you have to. It protects you (especially if that last 10% is illegal) and ensures that your great idea stays yours.
Never Make a Decision When You're Angry
Smart, careful men realize they must have a clear head to think. When you're angry, it's your boiling bloodlines that speak for you, not your logic. Control your emotions. This is one of the most important rules there is. When you're angry, you make threats you often can't deliver on, or decisions you come to regret. Trust me, don't say I didn't warn you.
A Man is Nothing Without His Word
One of the few things even a poor man has is his word. Your word should never be broken. Always keep your promises (you should never make promises, but I know how some clowns can't stop yourselves). The minute someone doesn't trust you is the minute you lose them.
Keep Your Mouth Shut, If You Have to Lie, Keep it Short and Simple
If you don't have anything smart to say, don't say anything at all. Even if you have something to say, don't say it, you just end up revealing something to the other person, giving them more ammo to shoot you with. If your mouth stays shut, mistakes go the way of the dinosaurs (extinct, don't exist).
If you lie, there's no use in you coming up with some conspiracy theory. A short and sweet lie is easier to defend, and remember, than some elaborate story about how some transvestite got lipstick on your tie.
The Best Way to Dodge an Enemy's Bullet is By Never Being in A Position Where He Can Hit You
Don't put yourself in a position where you can get in trouble. Avoid being put between a rock and a hard place. Never be in the same room with your enemy and he'll never have a clear shot at you.
When You Can't Win a War By Playing Fair, Bend the Rules. Better Yet, Break Them
Unless you're some fish ass who's as motivated as a slug, you always want to win. Winning doesn't mean you have to play by the rules. It means winning. If you want to get ahead in life, you have to learn the rules of the side game. Those who run this country learned this rule a long time ago.
Never forgive betrayal
Never.
Whenever You're in Doubt About Whether An Enemy Should Respect or Fear You, Always Choose Fear
Respect is great, fear is better. Machiavelli made this one famous. Fear is a better deterrent than respect, fear will stop an enemy in his tracks more than respect will.
A Woman's Anger Can Always Be Subdued With a Diamond Ring (and a man's with sex)
Is this a sexist rule? Who gives a damn? If a woman gets a diamond, she should shut up and be happy (it worked for years, it should work for us). As long your wife doesn't change, this rule will always apply. For men, I always tell my crew, a good night with a mistress will clear your head.
Behind Every Great Man is A Great Woman
Just because I tell you to follow the rule above, doesn't mean that you should disrespect your wife. You need the stability of a great woman to be great. A man without a family can never be a complete man. A mediocre wife will always stop you from fulfilling your potential.
Nothing Lasts Forever
Whether it's love, good fortune, success in business, your looks, or your hair, nothing lasts forever. This one is self explanatory.
Never Give a Tip to Someone Who isn't Looking
Whether you're in a bar being served by a hot dada or giving a stock tip to someone at your office, don't give a big tip if:
Respect is great, fear is better. Machiavelli made this one famous. Fear is a better deterrent than respect, fear will stop an enemy in his tracks more than respect will.
A Woman's Anger Can Always Be Subdued With a Diamond Ring (and a man's with sex)
Is this a sexist rule? Who gives a damn? If a woman gets a diamond, she should shut up and be happy (it worked for years, it should work for us). As long your wife doesn't change, this rule will always apply. For men, I always tell my crew, a good night with a mistress will clear your head.
Behind Every Great Man is A Great Woman
Just because I tell you to follow the rule above, doesn't mean that you should disrespect your wife. You need the stability of a great woman to be great. A man without a family can never be a complete man. A mediocre wife will always stop you from fulfilling your potential.
Nothing Lasts Forever
Whether it's love, good fortune, success in business, your looks, or your hair, nothing lasts forever. This one is self explanatory.
Never Give a Tip to Someone Who isn't Looking
Whether you're in a bar being served by a hot dada or giving a stock tip to someone at your office, don't give a big tip if:
A) The waitress isn't even looking at you or going to know it's from you; or
B) The idiot you're giving the hot stock tip to doesn't even have an investment account or a clue what shares are.
If You Go to War, Always Strike First. Strike Hard, and Hope It's The Only Strike You Need
When a conflict or fight is inevitable, always strike the first blow. You will knock your enemy off balance, and if your blow was strong enough, you could knock your enemy out completely.
Peace is Only a Prelude to War
Never be complacent. Just because everything is going great in your life now, doesn't mean it always will. Always be ready for the worst, even if you don't live as though the worst is actually happening to you.
Have a Priest On Call if You Choose to Be a Careless Man
If you're not careful, or at least cautious in your actions or words, you're doomed to make your wife a widow or torpedo your career.
When in Doubt, Follow Your Gut
This is one of personal favourites, my father passed this one on to me. Instincts were given to us so that we can make a decision when all the elements in a decision-making process aren't obvious. Listen to your gut, it'll save you more often than it'll hurt you.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Enemies Closer
People always misunderstand this saying. It doesn't mean you have to be best friends with your enemy, it just means you should do everything in your power to keep tabs on your enemy. Have someone you trust in his circle. Know his moves, predict his thoughts, and capitalize on his weaknesses.
Overestimate the Time Something Takes, and Underestimate Its Rewards
Even the best plans sometimes don't come to fruition (yeah, big word, I know). Most of the time, we have to work to get something, and that means being patient. Overestimating the work and underestimating the reward will never leave you disappointed.
To Make Money, You Have to Spend Money
I'm sure people hate greasing all these corrupt politicians, but most of the time, it makes them 10 times more money as a result. Don't be afraid to spend money if it will bring you more. Take a loan at the bank if you have a great idea for a business. Pay a good employee a decent salary. Pay for expert advice. If you are a smart businessman, you will always come out on top.
Lucky is The Man Who Suffers Humiliation in Front of Others, For His Revenge Will Be Sweeter
If someone ever embarrasses you, make sure he gets a good laugh, make sure people see this embarrasment because the memory will eat at you until you get your revenge. Too often, people don't retaliate when they're humiliated. Raise the stakes, and you'll have no choice but to return with a vengeance.
If You Go to War, Always Strike First. Strike Hard, and Hope It's The Only Strike You Need
When a conflict or fight is inevitable, always strike the first blow. You will knock your enemy off balance, and if your blow was strong enough, you could knock your enemy out completely.
Peace is Only a Prelude to War
Never be complacent. Just because everything is going great in your life now, doesn't mean it always will. Always be ready for the worst, even if you don't live as though the worst is actually happening to you.
Have a Priest On Call if You Choose to Be a Careless Man
If you're not careful, or at least cautious in your actions or words, you're doomed to make your wife a widow or torpedo your career.
When in Doubt, Follow Your Gut
This is one of personal favourites, my father passed this one on to me. Instincts were given to us so that we can make a decision when all the elements in a decision-making process aren't obvious. Listen to your gut, it'll save you more often than it'll hurt you.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Enemies Closer
People always misunderstand this saying. It doesn't mean you have to be best friends with your enemy, it just means you should do everything in your power to keep tabs on your enemy. Have someone you trust in his circle. Know his moves, predict his thoughts, and capitalize on his weaknesses.
Overestimate the Time Something Takes, and Underestimate Its Rewards
Even the best plans sometimes don't come to fruition (yeah, big word, I know). Most of the time, we have to work to get something, and that means being patient. Overestimating the work and underestimating the reward will never leave you disappointed.
To Make Money, You Have to Spend Money
I'm sure people hate greasing all these corrupt politicians, but most of the time, it makes them 10 times more money as a result. Don't be afraid to spend money if it will bring you more. Take a loan at the bank if you have a great idea for a business. Pay a good employee a decent salary. Pay for expert advice. If you are a smart businessman, you will always come out on top.
Lucky is The Man Who Suffers Humiliation in Front of Others, For His Revenge Will Be Sweeter
If someone ever embarrasses you, make sure he gets a good laugh, make sure people see this embarrasment because the memory will eat at you until you get your revenge. Too often, people don't retaliate when they're humiliated. Raise the stakes, and you'll have no choice but to return with a vengeance.
the audacious truth
You are to the locals, what Mutahi Ngunyi is to me. Good reading.
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